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Russia To Buy Nigeria's Military Technology For $500 billion


Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia?


Today 21st September, 2022 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Given Russias military challenges. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide.


General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows.


1. African Bullet Proof


2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and reappear at another location)


3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water. 


4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible


5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies.


6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire. 


7. Spiritual slaps - SB or Supernatural Biancanization which is  based on the YGSC (You Go Soon Collect) platform They see the applications of SB in embarrassing other presidents in public.


8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa and Defence HQ. No need for security alarms anymore. 


9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. Russia has tested Asasi on Donald Trump and Biden and Russia is very pleased with the results 


General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria.


Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy and announced his defection to the Labour Party. It was revealed that Rusia secretely tested Asasi on him earlier today at the contract signing for calling Putin, Gorbachev.


Russian Researchers are presently attending train the trainer sessions in Ijebu and Aguleri to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military.


Reacting to this development, America's Secretary Of State said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments.



Loveth Ogedegbe: Monday, 26 September 2022 at 9/26/2022 02:40:00 pm

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